F*ing tagged

For all that is unholy.....

I've done so well not getting "tagged" by many people in the blogosphere. Only one other time that I can recall.  And of course, this time it is from Carole and she throws out these questions that even some of my ex's wouldn't know the answers to! #facepalm  << that was for Carole...she FLOVES hashtags....

Ok, fine. Here you go.  I had to wait until I had a BIG glass of wine in me.  I'll likely regret this in the morning.

1.  Twister or Monopoly?

Monopoly - my weekly yoga classes have proven I'm just not flexible enough to put my hand by my foot.

2.  Which do you crave more?  The chips & salsa, or chocolate?

Tough one. Probably chips & salsa.

3.  You're sitting next to a friend(s) in a room.  You fart and it's loud enough that you KNOW everyone heard it.  Do you acknowledge it or pretend it never happened?  (Okay, every situation is different....but you know yourself - in general, your reaction would be?)  

I turn and look at them, smile, and say "where did THAT come from?? I swear I've never done THAT before!" Then giggle like a 6 yo.

4.  Pizza or Hamburger (yes, buffalo burger acceptable)?

Pizza for sure.

5.  If you could go back to one conversation to change or add to something you said, what would it be?

I would add "with benefits."

6.  Snow skiing or water skiing?

Water skiing, only because I've never been snow skiing.

7.  What is the craziest thing you have done (or advice you listened to) to try to heal an injury faster?  

Protein helps with recovering muscles that have been "damaged" during workouts, right?? This guy I was dating told me he had a special NATURAL salve that I could use like a lotion.....yeah, it didn't work.

>> UPDATE: You guys have dirty minds....it was a PB and egg yolk mixture of some kind.  Geez....

8.  Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Dogs - no question! 

9.  Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

There's a right way and a wrong way.  I do it the right way.

10.  What's your favorite Charity?

The Human Fund.

11.  Favorite rock/country/blues band of all time?

Aerosmith/Alabama/Stevie Ray Vaghan 

I'm not tagging anyone else. If you want to respond to these questions, go for it. :)